gamma rays 3

bad news crew..... i am not having any success with getting my new mixtape up!!! ill try to deal with it when i get back, but it is another 3 weeks!

Things are going good over here..... we are just finishing up dodgeball/floor hockey week and it has been awesome. There is little that is more satisfying than hearing the thud of the dodgeballs hit a target... mainly the kids. The first few days were interesting because the kids thought that it hurt when the balls hit them, but in most cases it was the sound that was more scary.

I do have to take credit for hitting a few kids in the face with a ball..... like 5-6. but in my defense.... the kids are small targets, and they duck and move a whole lot. I have had some flashbacks of Billy Madison, and i am adam sandler just ruining the kids. It is rad.

everything else is going smoothly! hope to see everyone soon after i get back!

Transformers 2

So today is the fourth here, and last night Transformers 2 came onto base (for only $3). I was not a huge fan.... here is why.....

1. They over used the transforming, and it became something that was put in not to transition, but to fill up empty spots. Why do the Autobots need to change while they are jumping out of a plane, then turn into a regular car, then back to themselves when they are about to get hit.... its not fooling anyone, and i would imagine that they would be much faster if they were running and jumping instead of driving 65 mph.....

2. The love story was terrible in this one..... Usually i am a sucker for romance in action movies... i.e. spiderman, but i was super disappointed! The fact that shia lebouf had megan fox was stupid! megan fox seemed to be a piece of eye candy in this one rather than the fox (lolz) in the first movie.... plus no college dorm looks like the one sam lived in.... unless he was down in florida.... (maybe) it would be like that.

3. Megan Fox's mouth was open the whole movie....

4. I got tired of the dumb comments that everyone in the movie had to make... The twins were annoying and reminded me of the ying yang twins in Autobot form..... stupid, using slang, and being funny because of how much they sucked!

5. They still didnt have the original transformers theme song.....

But with every bad thing i have to say.....

the best part was when Optimis Prime got hooked up with the old Decepticon's gear and went and rocked the bad guys on top of the pyramid.... so rad...

I was also a huge fan of the folklore that was included in the story.... how optimis prime is pretty much a gangsta, and doesnt take crap from anyone!

Predictions

I had one friend predict that either optimis prime will die and Bumblebee will find out that he is really a prime.

or

Bumblebee dies and leaves Sam with a new transformer....

Thanks for checking out the rant....

j

p.s. starscream is a dope name for a transformer.....